Dear Math Grades,
Why are you so low? Do you wanna just strive a little harder to be a little higher? I do so much to make you an A, but for some reason you seem so much more content with C, D, and F. My parents are blaming me for not being able to bring you up when really it’s a matter of personal accountability on your part. I know everyone has their ups and downs but why not try being on an up right now? You can be as low as you want during the summer…even thought you probably won’t even exist by then. Take an example from Language Arts grades. It can’t be that hard to stay a straight A. Just until summer? PLEASE?
With Much Hope,
Dominic
Dear Math Grades,
Dear Winter,
I’ve decided what this blog will be about. I mean, I’m sure you guys don’t wanna hear the same, “I don’t have anything to write about, so I’ll ramble on about my lack of topic,” every week. So the theme will be letters to abstract things such as toiler paper, hope, winter, etc.
Anyway, here goes:
Dear Winter,
I’m very disappointed that you’re still here. Why’d u even come back? Seriously? EVERY YEAR?! Come on! Most people are sick of you within the first week of your arrival and the only thing you bring that anyone likes is that one holiday, and even that could easily be donated to spring. Snow doesn’t count, people are excited about it for one day and then it’s just on one of the other hassles you bring(not to mention the fact that you’re so stingy you only give it to half of the world(which is probably a good thing)). You are cruel season. You strip the trees of their leaves, you strip the ground of its greenery, even the animals try to sleep you away in their tree trunks or caves. Yet you come back each year… Why bother?
Have you ever read the poems that mention you? Sometime in the near future you should. Heck, you even tried to kill the first colonists that tried to settle in North America. Are you racist? You were bad from the beginning. I’m almost positive you weren’t in the Garden of Eden.
Anyway, all that to say, PLEASE DON’T COME BACK NEXT YEAR!
Sincerely,
Dominic
DISCLAIMER: All my letters will not be cruel and negative like that, I’m just very sick of Winter and very anxious for Summer( I know seasons are not supposed to be capitalized, but I’m referring to them as people.)
By the way, does anyone have any suggestions for me to write about? I’d be very happy for some.
